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What movies have not aged well?

12.06.2025 00:00

What movies have not aged well?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Diamonds Are Forever

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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You Only Live Twice

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Octopussy

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-”Ah so!”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

From Russia With Love

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

A View to a Kill

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Dr No

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Moonraker

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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-J W Pepper

Goldfinger

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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-All the bad guys are black.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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Live and Let Die

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

The Man with the Golden Gun